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So in the pig toss tournament Brandon came in 1st. Sydnee got pissed and threw a hot dog at him, but missed and it hit Noah. Ashwin the bodyguard got frusterated and hit Henry with a Japanese fan. Madisun committed suicide. Nacho and Bella then became best friends. Melania and Melanie Hornie lived happily ever after. YAY! BUT WAIT! John decided it was time for revenge. He ate the hot dog cart and drank a double diet pepsi with lime and pig skin. Bella became a cheerleader and Maddisun went to hell. THE END.